Note: I did not write this; I'm not that funny, but this made me chuckle
On the farm lived a rooster and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.
One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the rooster to go get the farmer for help!
Off the rooster ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.
Running around, the rooster spied the farmer's new Harley.
Finding the keys in the ignition, the rooster sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised but happy to see the rooster arrive on the shiny Harley. He managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the rooster tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the rooster then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the rooster rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.
A few weeks later, the rooster fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the rooster to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit.
The rooster got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story?
(yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)
When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks
